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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:33 pm
by smupony94
Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit. â€" Mike Tyson

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:33 pm
by smupony94
Great thinkers have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. â€" Albert Einstein

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:34 pm
by SmooBoy
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:34 pm
by smupony94
It’s better to be a well-known drunk that to be an anonymous alcoholic.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:35 pm
by SmooBoy
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:37 pm
by jtstang
There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:37 pm
by SmooBoy
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
- Harry S. Truman

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:39 pm
by mrydel
smupony94 wrote:Great minds think alike. I came across it again this morning and it hit home for me.
Do you recall where you saw it? It seems I saw it this morning or yesterday, also?

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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:39 pm
by jtstang
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:40 pm
by SmooBoy
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- Mark Twain

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:40 pm
by jtstang
All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:40 pm
by SmooBoy
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:41 pm
by SmooBoy
jtstang wrote:All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
That is brilliant.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:42 pm
by SmooBoy
I spent 90% of my money on woman and drink. The rest I wasted.
- George Best

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:42 pm
by jtstang
I found one for me.