smupony94 scares me

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:13 pm

I intended to change my signature line when I came into the office this morning but got sidetracked. I was going to change it to exactly what he put on his this afternoon. I hope I do not have multiple personalities and learn that I am really the only person that posts on this site.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:16 pm

Great minds think alike. I came across it again this morning and it hit home for me.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:20 pm

mrydel you can use this one for free:

Ideas are like children-no matter how much you admire someone else's, you can't help liking your own best.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:21 pm

jtstang wrote:mrydel you can use this one for free:

Ideas are like children-no matter how much you admire someone else's, you can't help liking your own best.

What's the one about a******* and everybody has one?

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:21 pm

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky?

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:25 pm

smupony94 wrote:
jtstang wrote:mrydel you can use this one for free:

Ideas are like children-no matter how much you admire someone else's, you can't help liking your own best.
What's the one about a******* and everybody has one?

Oh yeah, it's about opinions. Assuming makes an [deleted] out of you and me.

I learned that from the great Johnny Ringo.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:25 pm

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:29 pm

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:30 pm

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:31 pm

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:31 pm

Beauty lasts for a moment, but ugly goes on and on and on.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:32 pm

Criminal Lawyer - a redundant phrase.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:32 pm

Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:32 pm

I always turn to the sports section first. The sports page records people├â┬ó├óΓÇÜ┬¼├óΓÇ₧┬ós accomplishments; the front page has nothing but man├â┬ó├óΓÇÜ┬¼├óΓÇ₧┬ós failures.

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:32 pm

The trouble with officials is they just don├â┬ó├óΓÇÜ┬¼├óΓÇ₧┬ót care who wins.