Matt Szymanski to be SMU's workhorse
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Re: Matt Szymanski to be SMU's workhorse
Hey, I'm one that loves folks coming in and smack talking... but the funny thing is GOSFAGO doesn't really get it. I for one never checked who posted this, because I just thought -- yet again -- this was going to be a post linking to a pay site. Because, wow, GOSFAGO, probably has it right Szymanski WILL be a workhorse this season because he'll be our kickoff specialist. And yes, he'll have plenty of work in the SFA game. Enjoy the touchbacks.

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Re: Matt Szymanski to be SMU's workhorse
ThadFilms wrote:Hey, I'm one that loves folks coming in and smack talking... but the funny thing is GOSFAGO doesn't really get it. I for one never checked who posted this, because I just thought -- yet again -- this was going to be a post linking to a pay site. Because, wow, GOSFAGO, probably has it right Szymanski WILL be a workhorse this season because he'll be our kickoff specialist. And yes, he'll have plenty of work in the SFA game. Enjoy the touchbacks.
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Re: Matt Szymanski to be SMU's workhorse
GOSFAGO wrote:Punter Matt Szymanski will be SMU's most valuble player this year. We all know SMU will need him every series. He averaged 35.0 yds a punt last year. Hope he doesn't get over worked against SFA.
You must not be familiar with SMU football. We don't think about punting.
Re: Matt Szymanski to be SMU's workhorse
CalallenStang wrote:GOSFAGO wrote:Punter Matt Szymanski will be SMU's most valuble player this year. We all know SMU will need him every series. He averaged 35.0 yds a punt last year. Hope he doesn't get over worked against SFA.
You must not be familiar with SMU football. We don't think about punting.
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Re: Matt Szymanski to be SMU's workhorse
GOSFAGO wrote:KnuckleStang wrote:I've heard that if you drive through Nacogdoches with your windows down, they'll throw a diploma in your car
I heard if you drive through SMU, your truck will get stolen by some drug dealer standing out beside the library.
Where'd you get the impression cars get stolen at SMU?
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SMU is in one of the wealthiest areas (Highland Park) in the United States. Not much goes on crime-wise besides the typical underage drinking, but that never goes on on college campuses right? I'm sure that an SMU student would rather drive their BMW than steal your POS you call a truck.
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SMUfiji43 wrote:SMU is in one of the wealthiest areas (Highland Park) in the United States. Not much goes on crime-wise besides the typical underage drinking, but that never goes on on college campuses right? I'm sure that an SMU student would rather drive their BMW than steal your POS you call a truck.
If you would check the link I posted earlier, you would see alot more than just that. You must not pay much attention and just post nonsense. Car theft is high at SMU and it is STUDENTS doing the stealing. You also have one of the highest drug problems in the nation. Must be tough being a little rich boy in highland park. You can't decide which starbucks to go to in the morning.

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GOSFAGO wrote:SMUfiji43 wrote:SMU is in one of the wealthiest areas (Highland Park) in the United States. Not much goes on crime-wise besides the typical underage drinking, but that never goes on on college campuses right? I'm sure that an SMU student would rather drive their BMW than steal your POS you call a truck.
If you would check the link I posted earlier, you would see alot more than just that. You must not pay much attention and just post nonsense. Car theft is high at SMU and it is STUDENTS doing the stealing. You also have one of the highest drug problems in the nation. Must be tough being a little rich boy in highland park. You can't decide which starbucks to go to in the morning.
I just finished up 4 years and don't remember hearing about cars being stolen; I even read the hilarious police reports in the DC. Wanna post that link again?
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Wow, PonySnob, a funny post. Now go back to the dark side.
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Do not argue with this d-2 brainiac people. He would clearly know about this subject since car theft is a degree program at SFASU. He probably got his BACT with honors. I bet he AmJur'd intermediate chop shop.
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smu diamond m wrote:GOSFAGO wrote:SMUfiji43 wrote:SMU is in one of the wealthiest areas (Highland Park) in the United States. Not much goes on crime-wise besides the typical underage drinking, but that never goes on on college campuses right? I'm sure that an SMU student would rather drive their BMW than steal your POS you call a truck.
If you would check the link I posted earlier, you would see alot more than just that. You must not pay much attention and just post nonsense. Car theft is high at SMU and it is STUDENTS doing the stealing. You also have one of the highest drug problems in the nation. Must be tough being a little rich boy in highland park. You can't decide which starbucks to go to in the morning.
I just finished up 4 years and don't remember hearing about cars being stolen; I even read the hilarious police reports in the DC. Wanna post that link again?
Find the link yourself you lazy bum. It is on Here come the Lumberjacks I think. If you would stop skipping to the sunday comics and crossword puzzles, you would actually read some. Or just scan through the SMU police report website. Also read the Dallas Morning News report on the overwhelming amount of drugs involved in SMU. It is not my fault you didn't hear about it, but it happens.

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that's great raplh wrote:i wouldn't wipe my ssa with a sfa diploma
That's because that is precisely the reason we allow SFA graduates to exist, to wipe our well-educated posteriors with their own diplomas

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Re: Matt Szymanski to be SMU's workhorse
#1. I drive a pickup, however, I never saw many around SMU when I was there - the pickup must be the BMW of SFA. #2. I wouldn't even break wind in your general direction.
Re: Matt Szymanski to be SMU's workhorse
RGV Pony wrote:Uh, no. He started classes at SMU in the fall of 08. He sat out 08 as a transfer, sitting out a year just like every other player in D1 who transfers.
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Re: Matt Szymanski to be SMU's workhorse
ReedFrawg wrote:RGV Pony wrote:Uh, no. He started classes at SMU in the fall of 08. He sat out 08 as a transfer, sitting out a year just like every other player in D1 who transfers.
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