Matt Szymanski to be SMU's workhorse

[GOSFAGO]

Punter Matt Szymanski will be SMU's most valuble player this year. We all know SMU will need him every series. He averaged 35.0 yds a punt last year. Hope he doesn't get over worked against SFA.

[03Mustang]

This is stupid on so many levels. Nice work GOS_FAG_O

[jimhagle]

The only way he gets overworked against SFA is because he will kicking a lot of extra points most likely.

[RGV Pony]

Punter Matt Szymanski will be SMU's most valuble player this year. We all know SMU will need him every series. He averaged 35.0 yds a punt last year. Hope he doesn't get over worked against SFA.

good point. except Szymanski didnt play last year. I told you once, I'll tell you again: pay attention.

Damn.

Oh, and if you knew anything at all about SMU you'd know that we are far more likely to throw a pick vs punt the damn thing. Again, pay attention.

On another note, I understand you're probably getting frustrated. You see, Mr. Fago, no one talks trash about SMU like we talk trash about SMU. When people like you come around, we simply don't care.

[that's great raplh]

i wouldn't wipe my ssa with a sfa diploma

[PonyKai]

"The "Axe 'Em Jacks" slogan has existed since the creation of the Lumberjacks mascot. But the now-popular hand signal utilized by SFA fans is quite new. During Spring Break 1978 in South Padre Island, a group of Alpha Chi Omega sorority girls noticed that other Texas colleges has hand signals specific to their schools ("Hook 'Em Horns" for the University of Texas, for instance.) As a response, freshman student 'Marcia' suggested the two-fingered salute to a male cheerleader ('Monty') who later spread the hand gesture to fans once games resumed."

So they give the girl scout's salute?

[KnuckleStang]

I've heard that if you drive through Nacogdoches with your windows down, they'll throw a diploma in your car

[smu diamond m]

I've heard that if you drive through Nacogdoches with your windows down, they'll throw a diploma in your car

Gotta use that over-ordered and expensive paper somehow!

[One Trick Pony]

http://sfajacks.cstv.com/sports/m-footb ... 06aaa.html


SFA is so bad that my good friend & former head coach of your team Robert Mc Farland quit to go to the freezing cold of Iowa State as an O.C. I drove out to see seem him a few years back @ SFA. You have a nice stadium conected to the old football offices, that’s about all I can say.

No one would want to play football there unless everyone else had turned them down. Think about that. Further more you could ask anyone on your football team would they rather play for JJ & SMU or the LJ’s you know what their answer would be, Stampede. Study as hard as you can. Then one day you might be able to leave that God Forsaken place.

[GOSFAGO]

Punter Matt Szymanski will be SMU's most valuble player this year. We all know SMU will need him every series. He averaged 35.0 yds a punt last year. Hope he doesn't get over worked against SFA.

good point. except Szymanski didnt play last year. I told you once, I'll tell you again: pay attention.

Damn.

Oh, and if you knew anything at all about SMU you'd know that we are far more likely to throw a pick vs punt the damn thing. Again, pay attention.

On another note, I understand you're probably getting frustrated. You see, Mr. Fago, no one talks trash about SMU like we talk trash about SMU. When people like you come around, we simply don't care.

If you would actually pay attention, he was a transfer. He did play last year just on a better team. Also, why would I get frustrated? I make one post and I get 7 SMU choir boys throwing a hissy fit. about it.

[GOSFAGO]

I've heard that if you drive through Nacogdoches with your windows down, they'll throw a diploma in your car

I heard if you drive through SMU, your truck will get stolen by some drug dealer standing out beside the library.

[RGV Pony]

Punter Matt Szymanski will be SMU's most valuble player this year. We all know SMU will need him every series. He averaged 35.0 yds a punt last year. Hope he doesn't get over worked against SFA.

good point. except Szymanski didnt play last year. I told you once, I'll tell you again: pay attention.

Damn.

Oh, and if you knew anything at all about SMU you'd know that we are far more likely to throw a pick vs punt the damn thing. Again, pay attention.

On another note, I understand you're probably getting frustrated. You see, Mr. Fago, no one talks trash about SMU like we talk trash about SMU. When people like you come around, we simply don't care.

If you would actually pay attention, he was a transfer. He did play last year just on a better team. Also, why would I get frustrated? I make one post and I get 7 SMU choir boys throwing a hissy fit. about it.

Uh, no. He started classes at SMU in the fall of 08. He sat out 08 as a transfer, sitting out a year just like every other player in D1 who transfers.

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

I've heard that if you drive through Nacogdoches with your windows down, they'll throw a diploma in your car

I heard if you drive through SMU, your truck will get stolen by some drug dealer standing out beside the library.

Wow. That has to be one of the dumbest comebacks that I've ever heard. How long did it take you to come up with that one on your Big Chief writing pad and your Jumbo sized pencil? Honestly, I could get a kid on a DISD short bus to come up with a more creative insult than the crap you just posted.

FYI, here's an article that might help you with your reading comprehension.

http://www.aggiesports.com/football/For ... -picks-SMU

[PonySnob]

i wouldn't wipe my ssa with a sfa diploma

A+

[OC Mustang]

Did this really happen? Did some SFA dweeb just show up on SMU's fan forum and attempt to talk smack? You're kidding, right?

This thread can be described in two words: post padding.