FordtoTolbert wrote:...go back in a time machine to the fall of 1977...take a tooth brush, some Clorox and my little Junior self over from the ATO house to [deleted] Hall, I think 1st. floor(?), and personally scrubb the [deleted] out of Stallions bed sheets, that remained unwashed his entire Freshman year....can you say "racing strips"??!? Also, I WOULD convince Stallion that he IS the smartest guy in the room, everybody else is a dumb [deleted], and his inferiority complex / Texas Tech Law degree syndrome is NOT real..that is what I would do to see SMU back in the Top 10.
Donate $1 Billion to the football program so we can buy planes, indoor practice facilities, great coaches, offer PE degrees and of course offer scholarships to 5 star recruits girlfriends. Then we can buy time on NBC for national TV coverage and still have about $950 million left over for next year.
I would be willing to pull a multi-faceted prank when A&M visits Ford in 2012. I would wear a fake Corp band outfit and carry a tuba. At halftime, I could march onto the field during the Aggie War Hymn and do some Mustang Band high-stepping while running over a few other cadets. Before the jig is up, I would set down the tuba, reach into the bell and retrieve a life-sized stuffed Reveille, complete with SMU helmet and Doak jersey, strip down to my ice-cream man Aggie cheerleader outfit, approach the Aggie side (which may be more than half the stadium) give a whoop sign, and then drop-kick the collie into the 9th row. I don't expect to leave alive, especially if they draw their swords on me...
