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Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:46 pm
by SmooBoy
The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:47 pm
by SmooBoy
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the ones that never have it.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:49 pm
by SmooBoy
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:50 pm
by SmooBoy
I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, "Give me two boys and a girl."
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:51 pm
by SmooBoy
jtstang wrote:All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
I may steal that one for my sig with your blessings.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:54 pm
by ThadFilms
Two from David Lee Roth that I stumbled upon the other day....
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:55 pm
by smupony94
jtstang wrote:All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
We must have been on the same website
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:58 pm
by ThadFilms
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
Mark Twain
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:59 pm
by George S. Patton
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
How do you package styrofoam?
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:02 pm
by mrydel
The only thing that money will not buy is poverty.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:11 pm
by jtstang
SmooBoy wrote:jtstang wrote:All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
I may steal that one for my sig with your blessings.
Of course. I stole it from the internets.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:41 pm
by smupony94
Why do they call it Ovaltine - Seinfeld
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:12 pm
by mrydel
smupony94 wrote:Why do they call it Ovaltine - Seinfeld
Why not roundtine - Also Seinfeld
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:17 pm
by ThadFilms
It's made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.
Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:40 pm
by ThadFilms
It is difficult to say who do you the most mischief: enemies with the worst intentions or friends with the best.