Junior wrote:OC Mustang wrote:So I guess per Coach Jones, Margas Hunt can officially be referred to as "The Freak"...I just don't want to be within his rather large reach when saying it.

Dude sounds like a BEAST!
He should not have a huge learning curve at that position - his playbook should be one page:
1) when the guy who is bent over holding the ball throws it between his legs, knock the guy in front of you over
2) run over the guy you just knocked down and find who has the ball (will most likely be running away from you or will have an oh chit expression on face)
3) if it appears the guy with the ball will throw it before you can get to him, keep running at him waving your arms in the air in an attempt to knock the ball down
4) if you can get to him, proceed to knock him to the ground
5) repeat steps 1 through 4 two more times
6) go to the sideline, sit down and have a drink
7) wait for coach to tell you it's your turn to play again and start at step 1