It has to be done...Aggie jokes...

[KnuckleStang]

How did the Aggie break his leg on the golf course?

He fell off the ball washer.

[Mexmustang]

A young banker came into his office laughing...his boss came up to inquire what was so funny? Oh, I just heard the best Aggie joke! His boss said that he was a proud graduate of A&M and didn't think the joke would be funny. The yound man paused, started laughing again, and said, "that's all right, I'll tell it real slow..."

[Mexmustang]

A successful Aggie gave the money to endow a new men's dormitory at the school. On Homecoming weekend, he was honored at half-time for his gift. Later that afternoon, he was given a tour of the new dorm named after him.

He was shown a big brass plague with his name on it, a big sign in the stone over the front with his name on it, and numerous brass plagues on the doors each of the dorm rooms, with the names of his classmates that had given the money to support the project.

In the middle of the tour he had to go the men's room. Aside the urinals was a brass plague he couldn't quit make out. He finally had to ask the tour director what the sign said in case it was named for a an old friend.

The tour director said..."students, please don't eat the mints!"

[ponyte]

back in the good 'ol days of the SWC, it was tradition to share among friends and acquaintances the buffoonery that is Texas A&M...in view of our first opponent, it seems appropriate that we should indulge again.

I propose a bit of a contest, from now until September 3 at 10 am CST, that those jokes posted here be judged by Mrydel and ponyte as to content/relevancy/and overall humor, with a winner selected and announced.

The winner selected must be present at the game, and will receive a gift certificate for two at College Station's finest chicken establishment, Layne's.


just to start things off:

What is the difference between Aggies and Rice Crispies?
...Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl...

I'll be here all week...tip your waiter...try the veal...

I accept. Will announce our findings in Sept. This is dificult as I would love to jump in with a load of Aggie jokes.

[mrydel]

I had missed my assignment. I agree to be a judge. I am sure that between Ponyte and me we can come up with a 3rd place winner right behind our submissions.

[peruna81]

I had missed my assignment. I agree to be a judge. I am sure that between Ponyte and me we can come up with a 3rd place winner right behind our submissions.

I accept. Will announce our findings in Sept. This is dificult as I would love to jump in with a load of Aggie jokes.

You make me proud...many thanks.

[EastStang]

An Aggie and a Longhorn were walking down the street. The wind blew and a scent pierced the nostrils of the Longhorn. So, he asks the Aggie, "did you mess your britches?" Aggie said "No". They walk a little further and the smell gets worse. So, Whorn asks the Aggie, "are you sure, you didn't mess your britches?" Aggie, "no". Finally the smell is so bad the Longhorn pulls on the Aggies pants and finds them filled with poo. "I thought you said, you didn't mess your britches", to which the Aggie replied, "I thought you meant, today".

[kull]

Q: What did the SMU grad say to the Texas A&M grad?
A: Will the defendant please rise.

[PonyLaw_aTm]

While I enjoyed my time at TAMU immensely, you have to appreciate a good Aggie joke and be able to laugh at yourself. May I be so bold as to offer a few bits of advice?

(1) Layne's is nothing special. It hurts me to say that because when Raising Cane's moved in next door to Layne's there was wailing and gnashing of teeth about "the man" trying to shut down the local chicken joint. If you have eaten at Raising Cane's, then you have eaten at Layne's. It is literally the exact same food, the ambiance is the only difference. If you want a more authentic "College Station" experience, and don't mind a crowd on the game weekend, buy the winner food at the Dixie Chicken (which is actually a hamburger place...Aggies, right?)

The difference between a hockey goaltender and a Texas A & M Cheerleader?..........they BOTH
change their pads after three (3) periods.....

(2) TAMU doesn't have cheerleaders. They simply don't exist. I refuse to believe that there isn't enough material to make fun of that actually exists.

[mrydel]

Please know that Ponyte and I are taking the judging of this contest seriously. We will be meeting next week to begin our rankings.

[peruna81]

While I enjoyed my time at TAMU immensely, you have to appreciate a good Aggie joke and be able to laugh at yourself. May I be so bold as to offer a few bits of advice?

(1) Layne's is nothing special. It hurts me to say that because when Raising Cane's moved in next door to Layne's there was wailing and gnashing of teeth about "the man" trying to shut down the local chicken joint. If you have eaten at Raising Cane's, then you have eaten at Layne's. It is literally the exact same food, the ambiance is the only difference. If you want a more authentic "College Station" experience, and don't mind a crowd on the game weekend, buy the winner food at the Dixie Chicken (which is actually a hamburger place...Aggies, right?)

The difference between a hockey goaltender and a Texas A & M Cheerleader?..........they BOTH
change their pads after three (3) periods.....

(2) TAMU doesn't have cheerleaders. They simply don't exist. I refuse to believe that there isn't enough material to make fun of that actually exists.

I'm a Baptist minister...no Dixie Chicken...it's for your own good.

[EastStang]

Right Aggie Cheerleaders are technically Yell Leaders and they wear something akin to the clothes worn by inmates at an insane asylum. Do they wear boxers or briefs? Depends.

[PonyKai]

Right Aggie Cheerleaders are technically Yell Leaders and they wear something akin to the clothes worn by inmates at an insane asylum. Do they wear boxers or briefs? Depends.

They're insane...simplified it for ya.

"Mothers, don't let your children grow up to be Aggies."

[SMUer]

Aggie pre-game: http://vimeo.com/26529303

[PonyLaw_aTm]

I'm a Baptist minister...no Dixie Chicken...it's for your own good.

Is that a warning on the food or the experience?

SMUer; I was wondering how long it would be until that video came up. Truly a shining moment in TAMU's long and distinguished history. I think the best part is that they took all of the copies down from youtube...as if that would make the internet think it never happened.