Naming the Baylor vs. SMU game

KnuckleStang · Post by **KnuckleStang** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:35 pm

Baylor fans are naming the season opener. My favorite is "Battle for the Bush Library." Has a nice ring to it.

http://baylorfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=82410

Roach · Post by **Roach** » Tue Jul 19, 2005 11:39 pm

Surely there's more to play for than that.
Whatever. As long as Ford Stadium sells out, and the Ponies win, they can call it whatever they want.

Mustangs35SMU · Post by **Mustangs35SMU** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:21 am

Lmao Love this one..

The "ut, a&m, and tech students will all work for us someday, so it's okay if we lose to them for the time being" Bowl

2112 · Post by **2112** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:26 am

Baylor stole that line from SMU, we USED that one alot back in the day!

Dooby · Post by **Dooby** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:34 am

How about "The battle between Dallas and the place to stop and take a leak on the way to Austin?"

It has a nice ring to it. Catchy. I'd like to see it on a t-shirt.

LakeHighlandsPony · Post by **LakeHighlandsPony** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:41 am

Dooby wrote:How about "The battle between Dallas and the place to stop and take a leak on the way to Austin?"

It has a nice ring to it. Catchy. I'd like to see it on a t-shirt.

That Hilarious!!

LakeHighlandsPony · Post by **LakeHighlandsPony** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:43 am

How bout the "We both drink beer and chase tail but only one school admits it bowl" ??!!

PK · Post by PK » Wed Jul 20, 2005 9:47 am

LakeHighlandsPony wrote:How bout the "We both drink beer and chase tail but only one school admits it bowl" ??!!

Ahhhh...the LOWEST common denominator. :roll:

HFvictory · Post by **HFvictory** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:10 am

The Bush Bowl is the most appropriate.

Water Pony · Post by **Water Pony** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:17 am

Battling Bast*rds/Protestants Bowl

PK · Post by PK » Wed Jul 20, 2005 10:59 am

The "Parsons" Bowl. Reverting back to a little SMU history.

Caballo · Post by **Caballo** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 12:45 pm

How about, "The Big Dance."

That way the Baptists can't participate, at least not in public.

Why do you always have to take at least two Baptists on a fishing trip with you?

If you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:02 pm

Tidee Bowl, we could even get a sponsor.
I remember when we played Baylor down there many moons ago, they made an announcement, "There is no alcohol allowed in Baylor Stadium, if you SMU fans, have to have a drink, just duck down behind the person in front of you so we can't see you and have a nice day." They do have a sense of humor down there. I guess they have to, not much else to do.

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Wed Jul 20, 2005 2:03 pm

Don't know about the Baylor game... but I think we should refer to the aTm game as the

"Adios Mofo Bowl"

Or at least bring "Adios, Mofos!" signs with pictures of Rick Perry on them... you know to hold up at the end of the game, when we're winning... I mean, have them just in case we're winning... well um, bring a couple, for the snowball's chance we're winning.

On a side note, you have to hope that some opposition candidate just takes that and runs with it... I mean, there are already tee-shirts, buttons, and bumper stickers available... can't you just imagine several rallies ending with the candidate saying "It's time we tell Rick Perry-" and the entire crowd responds "Adios mofo!!!"?

abezontar · Post by **abezontar** » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:31 am

Not sure where that came from, I would doubt that Perry would show up for the lowly SMU game, but I was sure hoping Sen. Hutchinson was going to run, I figured then we'd have a pretty entertaining governor's race......who knows though maybe Strayhorn gave give him a run for his money and a little political excitement to the state