West Virginia Jokes -in honor of Marshall

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 12:36 pm

Since I'm from Virginia, we don't tell Aggie jokes, but West Virginia jokes instead. Please feel free to add your favorite.

For example: If a West Virginian gets a divorce, are he and his wife still kin?

What do you call a West Virginia virgin? A fourteen year old that can out run her brothers?

A West Virginian told his father he was marrying a virgin. His father said, well she ain't gonna do, if she ain't good enough for her kin, she ain't good enough for us.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 1:18 pm

Those are pretty funny, but the real joke is SMU football.

herdfan · Post by **herdfan** » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:33 pm

those jokes arent about marshall they are about wvu

Mustangs35SMU · Post by **Mustangs35SMU** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 7:44 am

Hence the head line..."West Virginia Jokes"