HUMOR: What You'll Learn at SMU's School of Engineering

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HUMOR: What You'll Learn at SMU's School of Engineering

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What you will learn at SMU's School of Engineering

* You can study hard and still fail

* You can not study and pass

* Multiple choice does not mean easy

* There are no trains here

* Six exams can be written in 4 days, but it hurts

* You can skip all the classes, study for 15 minutes before the final and still do better than an arts student in any arts class

* Pi to six decimal places

* Judging by my fellow students, engineers are either drunks or geeks

* Everyone is someone else's weirdo * Front Row people are weird

* Those who can, do, those who can't, teach

* A 95.75% can be an A

* An 80.1% can be an A+

* You can kill your neighbors with a 9 volt battery
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Slow day for you?
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Re: HUMOR: What You'll Learn at SMU's School of Engineering

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MrMustang1965 wrote: * Multiple choice does not mean easy
Reminds me of one of the hardest test portions I have ever taken - at "Matching" section for Dr. Baker.
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PK wrote:Slow day for you?
Look at the time of the post. Slow night. ;)
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