ECU Pirates Week: Pirate Joke Thread

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:15 pm

I figured in honor of our clash with ECU this Saturday I would start a Pirate Joke thread... and I'll start with my favorite (scroll down for punch line):

A pirate walks into a bar with a giant steering wheel attached to his midsection.

Bartender says: "What's the deal with the steering wheel?"

Pirate responds....

"ARRRRRGH! It drives me nuts!!!"

(Web dudes I hope that was close enough to PG to not to get deleted...)

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:17 pm

And another one...

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?

Yeah, it's rated "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:17 pm

I know they are lame... but always fun.

Spaz · Post by **Spaz** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:19 pm

booooooooooooooooooo

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:23 pm

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:26 pm

Looks like you've been waiting for this week for a while. Keep 'em comin'.

CalallenStang · Post by **CalallenStang** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:28 pm

ThadFilms wrote:A pirate walks into a bar

OUCH! Is he alright?

DiamondM75 · Post by **DiamondM75** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:29 pm

A pirate comes back to his ship with both of his ears pierced. Another pirate without any ear rings says "Where did you get those ear rings?"
The first pirate replies:
"Me matie I was at the mall and they had a special, they were a "Buck an
Ear", Arrrrgggghhhhh!
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Why did the pirate have to go to jail?

He was guilty of ARRRRRRSON.
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why didnt the pirate go to the movies?

because it was rated aarrrrrrrrrahhhhh.
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Why was the pirate wearing a parka.

Because he was in the ARRRRRRtic.
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What do pirates drive?

A Caaaarrh.

What do pirates fly?

An Aaaarrhhhplane.

What do pirates sail?

Their ships....duh. (AAaaarrrhhh)

MustangStealth · Post by **MustangStealth** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:30 pm

Arrrrrr you serious? Arrrrrrrr those the best you can come up with?

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:31 pm

What was the pirate's second choice of jobs?

ARRRRRRRRchitecht!!!!!

DiamondM75 · Post by **DiamondM75** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:32 pm

What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!

DiamondM75 · Post by **DiamondM75** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:32 pm

why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!

mustangfan01 · Post by **mustangfan01** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:33 pm

Please delete this thread...

DiamondM75 · Post by **DiamondM75** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:34 pm

A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"? "Well", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"? "A seagull dropping fell into my eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?," the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was my first day with my hook"

LonghornFan68 · Post by **LonghornFan68** » Mon Oct 16, 2006 12:36 pm

dammit, beat to the punch /\

ECU Pirates Week: Pirate Joke Thread

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