Tech Jokes Thread

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:48 am

In order to rebuild the Sand Aggie joke repertoir that was lost, I am restarting the thread. Some were weak, but some were pretty good.

RHS · Post by **RHS** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:54 am

I hope these are better than the couple I read in the previous thread. You guys can do better than the 1st couple thrown out.

Also, sand aggies is what Longhorns call us. It is their way of sticking it to Tech and A&M at the same time. You really should come up with your own term of endearment for us.

Cadillac · Post by **Cadillac** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:08 pm

RHS wrote:
Also, sand aggies is what Longhorns call us. It is their way of sticking it to Tech and A&M at the same time. You really should come up with your own term of endearment for us.

You'd rather be a Raitard? Meh, YMMV and all that, but I'll stick with Sand Aggies.

-CoS

ponyinNC · Post by **ponyinNC** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:17 pm

Did you hear about the Sand Aggie who was injured in a pie eating contest?

A cow stepped on him.

Peruna2001 · Post by **Peruna2001** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:30 pm

A tcu Horned Frog, a SMU Mustang and a Tech Red Raider were sitting in a bar in South Padre. The view of the beach was fantastic, the beer was ice cold and the food exceptional.

"But," said the guy from TCU, "I still prefer the beer joints back in Fort Worth. There's one place where the owner goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th."

The Mustang said "Well, at my local bar in Dallas, the owner will buy your 3rd drink after you've bought 2."

"Hell, that's nothin'," the guy from Tech responded. "Back in Lubbock there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all on the house."

The Horned Frog and the Mustang immediately doubted the Raider's claims. "And this actually happened to you?" asked the guy from SMU.

No, not myself personally," admitted the Raider. "But it happens to my sister all of the time."

Pony in Dawg Land · Post by **Pony in Dawg Land** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:42 pm

smu diamond m · Post by **smu diamond m** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:43 pm

Peruna2001 wrote:A tcu Horned Frog, a SMU Mustang and a Tech Red Raider were sitting in a bar in South Padre. The view of the beach was fantastic, the beer was ice cold and the food exceptional.

"But," said the guy from TCU, "I still prefer the beer joints back in Fort Worth. There's one place where the owner goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th."

The Mustang said "Well, at my local bar in Dallas, the owner will buy your 3rd drink after you've bought 2."

"Hell, that's nothin'," the guy from Tech responded. "Back in Lubbock there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place they'll buy you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when you've had enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid. And it's all on the house."

The Horned Frog and the Mustang immediately doubted the Raider's claims. "And this actually happened to you?" asked the guy from SMU.

No, not myself personally," admitted the Raider. "But it happens to my sister all of the time."

Ownd.

Come and Take It · Post by **Come and Take It** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:18 pm

Sign I will be bringing with me:

"I would have gone to Tech, but my dad has a job."

PonyKai · Post by **PonyKai** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:05 am

Texas Tech
Think Outside of the Bun

JesuitPony · Post by **JesuitPony** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:54 pm

Beat Tech and their bellringer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhIzGqespNA

Post by **SmooPower** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:49 pm

I heard a lot of Tech fans are going to miss the game because they have no idea how to get to Dallas. Miss Teen South Carolina is working on getting them some maps, though.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

Peruna2001 · Post by **Peruna2001** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:55 pm

SmooPower wrote:I heard a lot of Tech fans are going to miss the game because they have no idea how to get to Dallas. Miss Teen South Carolina is working on getting them some maps, though.

They might miss the game, but it's going to be because of all of the "Clean Restrooms Ahead" signs between Lubbock and here. It depends on how early they leave.

Peruna2001 · Post by **Peruna2001** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:07 pm

Here...I'll try to redeem myself after that last one.

Did you hear about the UT Longhorn that transferred to Tech?
He raised the IQ of both schools.

How do Red Raiders practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.

What is the difference between Mike Leach and a carp?
One is a bottom feeding scum and the other is a fish.

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:07 pm

The professor of a TTU earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the professor asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, a TTU football player volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

RHS · Post by **RHS** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 7:36 am

SmooBoy wrote:The professor of a TTU earth science class was lecturing on map reading. After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the professor asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude...?"

After a confused silence, a TTU football player volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone."

OK, that one was actually pretty good.

You can call us sand fleas all you want. It just makes you look like a longhorn wannabe. The Aggies call us Tceh Tards. I just figured you intellectuals could come up with your own term of endearment for us.