7:17 AM and the owls are out in force
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7:17 AM and the owls are out in force
Nope not the Rice Owls, or Temple for that matter.... they are going nuts. And I am going to sleep.
Soda, pizza, and bourbon? Seventy-two dollars.
Lettuce, onions, tomatoes, oil and vinegar for a late night 'snack'? Nine dollars.
Hearing owls at 7 in the morning? Fist full of dollars.
Pulling an all nighter on an S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night? Idiotic.
.... for everything else there's MasterCa---- errr, Ambien.
Soda, pizza, and bourbon? Seventy-two dollars.
Lettuce, onions, tomatoes, oil and vinegar for a late night 'snack'? Nine dollars.
Hearing owls at 7 in the morning? Fist full of dollars.
Pulling an all nighter on an S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y Night? Idiotic.
.... for everything else there's MasterCa---- errr, Ambien.

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i have a pair of doves nesting on the AC across the airshaft - the cooing is getting old
somehow, pulling out a shotgun might be frowned upon up here in yankeeland
somehow, pulling out a shotgun might be frowned upon up here in yankeeland

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There are about 100 canadian geese who love the lake in my apartment complex. Randomly throughout the night, they will go crazy...
I have offered to kill as many as I can with my frat paddle or my car when they try and cross the street, but apparently they are protected...
After thinking about it, there are at LEAST 150...at bare minimum...
I have offered to kill as many as I can with my frat paddle or my car when they try and cross the street, but apparently they are protected...
After thinking about it, there are at LEAST 150...at bare minimum...
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The Spaz wrote:There are about 100 canadian geese who love the lake in my apartment complex. Randomly throughout the night, they will go crazy...
I have offered to kill as many as I can with my frat paddle or my car when they try and cross the street, but apparently they are protected...
After thinking about it, there are at LEAST 150...at bare minimum...

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Might just push the Earth off its axisPeruna_Ate_My_Rolex wrote:Or he could just walk around without his shirt on but then it might cause a migration of fat chicks to his apartment complex.White Helmet wrote:Here is how you get rid of Canadian Geese
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