Aggie Jokes-They're Laughin' at Texas Now

Stallion · Post by **Stallion** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:00 pm

What a great day for Aggie Politicians;

1. First, after Congressman Joe Barton, the Minority Chairman of the House Energy Committee, threatened to hold up passage of the Climate Control Act, by reading all 500 pages of the Act before the committee, Chairman Henry Waxman utilized the services of a speedreader who promptly began speedreading the Act to thunderous applause and laughter. This ia after claiming that Waxman didn't have the balls to pass the Act.

2. Governor Rick "Jefferson Davis" Perry who steadfastly refuses to accept Federal stimulus funds decides however that federal stimulus funds are just fine for rebuilding his own Govenor's Mansion.

Stallion · Post by **Stallion** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:12 pm

Damn this gets funnier and funnier every day

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/05/22 ... 4409.shtml

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Sat May 23, 2009 3:35 pm

Just so you know Rick, we are laughing at you, now with you

SMU21TCU10 · Post by **SMU21TCU10** » Sat May 23, 2009 5:56 pm

Why do Aggies think Diarrhea is hereditary?

Answer:

Because it runs in their Jeans!! (read it as genes )

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Sat May 23, 2009 6:15 pm

SMU21TCU10 wrote:Why do Aggies think Diarrhea is hereditary?

Answer:

Because it runs in their Jeans!! (read it as genes )

Only an Aggie would need to explain that joke

HB Pony Dad · Post by **HB Pony Dad** » Sat May 23, 2009 6:31 pm

One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to his wife,

'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'

'It depends,' she replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'

He yelled back, "University of Texas".

SMU21TCU10 · Post by **SMU21TCU10** » Sun May 24, 2009 12:58 am

smupony94 wrote:
SMU21TCU10 wrote:Why do Aggies think Diarrhea is hereditary?

Answer:

Because it runs in their Jeans!! (read it as genes )
Only an Aggie would need to explain that joke

Guess what? I go to A and M

RednBlue11 · Post by **RednBlue11** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:08 am

Did you hear about the Aggie terrorist who tried to blow up the Longhorn team bus?

He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Tue May 26, 2009 11:17 am

What do you get when you put 32 Aggie women in a room?

A full set of teeth.

PonySoprano · Post by **PonySoprano** » Tue May 26, 2009 12:14 pm

What's the definition of an Aggie virgin?

Any girl that can run fast than her brothers.

RednBlue11 · Post by **RednBlue11** » Tue May 26, 2009 12:16 pm

PonySoprano wrote:What's the definition of an Aggie virgin?

Any girl that can run fast than her brothers.

HAHA!

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Tue May 26, 2009 2:05 pm

That's a West Virginia joke, save it for Marshall.

Sort of like, If two West Virginians get a divorce are they still kin?
Or
A guy tells his Pappy that he's getting married and that she's a virgin. At which point the Pappy says, ain't gonna be no weddin. If she ain't good nuff fer her kin, she ain't good nuff for us.

Cadillac · Post by **Cadillac** » Tue May 26, 2009 3:28 pm

Did you hear about the fire at the West Virginia Governor's Mansion? It burned it all the way down to the wheels.

-CoS

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Thu May 28, 2009 11:07 am

No wheels, Jay Rockefellar made them take the wheels off, and put it up on cinderblocks.

NavyCrimson · Post by **NavyCrimson** » Thu May 28, 2009 1:17 pm

"They're Laughin' at Texas Now"

Guess again Sky King.

Believe me, they're not. This is only a pimple on the bu$%%$ of a cow. Most any sane person outside the state of Texas wishes their state was like Texas in about every economic category you can imagine - especially here in the People's Socialist Republic of California.