At least all we had to do was put an ad in the Daily Campus. Tennessee was calling the frat houses less than an hour before kickoff looking for someone.
It was an hour before kickoff Saturday night at Neyland Stadium and Tennessee coach Derek Dooley was out of kickers. Literally.
Naturally, he called Fraternity Row.
"(Michael) Palardy was hurt," Dooley said after the Vols' 24-0 victory against Middle Tennessee State. "He hurt himself Thursday in practice but we thought he'd be fine. He couldn't go. Then (Chip) Rhome goes out there in pregame and he pulls a muscle."
Good thing for Dooley and the Vols, Derrick Brodus wasn't busy.
"We didn't have a kicker," Dooley said. "And we had to make a call to the frat house. This is no lie. We called the frat house and had a policeman go get him."
Another plus for the Vols: Brodus was sober.
"Let's get a call to Brodus," Dooley recalled telling his staff, "and it's a good thing he wasn't having too much Saturday afternoon (fun). I told the coaches, 'Hey, an intoxicated Brodus is better than nobody.
"Just get him here and we'll do a Breathalyzer. Fortunately, he didn't have anything bad."
Brodus said he got the call around 6:10 p.m., just 50 minutes before kickoff.
SMU's first president, Robert S. Hyer, selected Harvard Crimson and Yale Blue as SMU's colors to symbolize SMU's high academic standards. We are one of the few Universities to have school colors with real meaning...and we just blow them off.
cutter wrote:kinda fun......but, what does he get out of it? I mean, he's an all-star soccer player, so does he get extra scholarship $$$?? just wondering.
Dude can claim he is an SEC football player which = tons of women
cutter wrote:kinda fun......but, what does he get out of it? I mean, he's an all-star soccer player, so does he get extra scholarship $$$?? just wondering.
Dude can claim he is an SEC football player which = tons of women
lol....yeah, I figured that would be his only perk.
