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That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 3:15 pm
by peruna81
This year no prizes awarded for the winners, but I will ask our two esteemed judges from last year to again "assume the position" as the sovereigns of humor.
Let it fly, gentlemen (and women)...
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:31 pm
by DiamondM75
What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:33 pm
by DiamondM75
Why did the Aggie quality control inspector get fired from the M&M plant?
He kept throwing out all the W&W's!
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:36 pm
by DiamondM75
Some Aggies were trying to scare the SMU football team before the game and threw firecrackers into the locker room.
The Mustangs lit them and threw them back!
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:37 pm
by DiamondM75
How do Aggies practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:39 pm
by DiamondM75
Why does the Aggie Corps wear uniforms made out of polyester?
There's no virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station!
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:55 pm
by Mustangs_Maroons
What do you get when you put 32 Aggie cheerleaders in the same room? A full set of teeth.
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:57 pm
by Mustangs_Maroons
What are the longest three years of an Aggie football player's life? His freshman year.
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 6:58 pm
by Mustangs_Maroons
Why do Aggies always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 8:55 pm
by mrydel
I am sure that Ponyte will proudly join me in again selecting a winner.
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:07 pm
by RyanSMU98
An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. When he went to the taxidermist, he was asked if he wanted them mounted.
"No," the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:25 pm
by redpony
two aggies were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself. The one aggie said to the other- gee, I wish I could do that. The other aggie replied - give him a couple of treats and he might let you.
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:27 pm
by redpony
An aggie asked his room-mate if the paperboy had come yet. His room-mate replied 'no but his eyes are getting glassy'.
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:32 pm
by redpony
The aggie homecoming queen has stated that she has had sex only twice- once with the boys atPearce HS and the other with the boys at Richardson HS.
Re: That time of year-Aggie Jokes
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:38 pm
by peruna81
mrydel wrote:I am sure that Ponyte will proudly join me in again selecting a winner.
thank you, sir...