That time of year-Aggie Jokes

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That time of year-Aggie Jokes

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This year no prizes awarded for the winners, but I will ask our two esteemed judges from last year to again "assume the position" as the sovereigns of humor.

Let it fly, gentlemen (and women)...
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What is the difference between the Aggies and Rice Crispies?
Rice Crispies know what to do in a bowl.
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Why did the Aggie quality control inspector get fired from the M&M plant?
He kept throwing out all the W&W's!
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Some Aggies were trying to scare the SMU football team before the game and threw firecrackers into the locker room.
The Mustangs lit them and threw them back!
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How do Aggies practice safe sex?
They get rid of all the animals that kick.
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Why does the Aggie Corps wear uniforms made out of polyester?
There's no virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station!
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What do you get when you put 32 Aggie cheerleaders in the same room? A full set of teeth.
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What are the longest three years of an Aggie football player's life? His freshman year.
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Why do Aggies always smile during lightning storms? They think their picture is being taken.
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I am sure that Ponyte will proudly join me in again selecting a winner.
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An Aggie went hunting and shot two deer. When he went to the taxidermist, he was asked if he wanted them mounted.
"No," the Aggie replied, "kissing will be fine."
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two aggies were walking down the street when they saw a dog licking himself. The one aggie said to the other- gee, I wish I could do that. The other aggie replied - give him a couple of treats and he might let you.
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An aggie asked his room-mate if the paperboy had come yet. His room-mate replied 'no but his eyes are getting glassy'.
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The aggie homecoming queen has stated that she has had sex only twice- once with the boys atPearce HS and the other with the boys at Richardson HS.
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mrydel wrote:I am sure that Ponyte will proudly join me in again selecting a winner.
thank you, sir...
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