Wow, where to start with this monstrosity? First, I'm not implying anything. My attempt at subtlety went flying over your head, but I was pretty much flat saying you are stupid. Now, do we need a refresher course in possessives? Or as you know it, English 401.

I don't pronounce the h in herb, I ...

I don't pronounce the h in herb, I don't call an elevator a lift and I don't put petrol in my car. Now, run off to google to find a stinging retort.

I see you checked out Wikipedia for yours..."Down syndrome, or Down's syndrome (primarily in the United Kingdom" is the very first sentence. Pot ...

A UH Degree Is Like Being The Smartest Kid With Down's Syndrome

How about "Even the dumbest kid with Down Syndrome knows how to spell it."

Are you implying Down's Syndrome is spelled inappropriately? Down's Syndrome is named for the physician who first characterized it, John Langdon Down--hence ...

I see black people.

SMU, putting the white in Texas since Reconstruction.

I was too dumb for Rice, too racist for Houston, too drunk for TCU, too scared of animals for A&M so I picked SMU.

SMU, where we're all legacy admissions.

SMU, killing conferences since 1987.

95-21. And they kneeled on ...

huskerpony wrote:A UH Degree Is Like Being The Smartest Kid With Down's Syndrome

How about "Even the dumbest kid with Down Syndrome knows how to spell it."

Where do y'all get Jason Phillips. JP is back at UH and isn't going anywhere. Your sources are screwing with you.

Your team game out in warmups and stomped on the logo. Then they taunted our players as they came out of the locker room and we're classless? Wow.

By the way, nice job of quitting in the fourth quarter. 6 minutes and down 10 and you punt, then don't call timeout. You should be proud.

You might want to try proof reading there bigdaddy. You can always hit the backspace button, it's usually larger than the other keys.

Bottom line, if you're going to rag on a kid's intellect, you really shouldn't misspell his name.

If you've got his report cards, send them in. Something tells ...

Wade Koehl had a pretty good game against y'all last year. I guess Bennett recruited him but couldn't get him into school either since he only had a 1500 on the SAT.

Probably couldn't get our committ Robert Griffin past the past the admissions Nazi's there, despite the fact that Stanford offered ...

See Houston Preview thread with kudos to mrydel for pointing this out. This is the second time we have heard this claim. Remember Ganaway Fan reported the same thing a week or so ago. So you guys keep thinking SMU does not get beat by the UTEPs, the TCUs, the Tulsas and the UHs by kids that SMU ...

Speaking as a coog, I would say our tradition matches y'alls, don't really think recruits care all that much about anything outside football tradition, but I'll put Bartheleme, Allbee, et al. up against y'all. I'd take Houston over Dallas recruiting, but I'm not sure that helps. When you're in high ...

Not to try to flame, or anything, but if y'all hired Sherrill the NCAA would set up headquarters on the Hilltop.

You can't beat us. But we can lose to you. If we don't turn the ball over, our speed will kill you.

Alridge was never recruited by SMU. Ganaway was recruited by SMU and by Rice, I believe he commited to Rice at one point, but simply chose UH.

Thoughts from a Coog.

I dont' know about admissions there, but it seems your board is committed to D1A football. Y'all have one of the best stadiums in the country. You just need to win. I think the guy you should be looking at is Tulsa's OC. It's going to take a innovative offense to start ...