We're lucky we played Texas State early in the season. They improved by 100 times and would demolish us it we had to play them now.

I mean, we just plain suck.

No. We just suck unbelievably hard. I mean we SUCK. June Jones gets paid a lot, doesn't he?

I've got a good question. How many coaches getting paid $2 mil this season have only 1 win so far?

I sat right behind this guy's seats for $10. And there were about 15,000 empty seats around me to chose from.


Warren G's cousin and Kenny G's brother may be a hustla, but he might want to scalp tickets at another Stadium..... maybe at UT or Ohio State.

Mr Mustangs got like 6 orange and blue mums hanging off his shirt right now.

[/quote]We'll see how much you're laughing after tomorrow night, Bobkittie. [/quote]


Slow down there, Tiger. Before you start guaranteeing victories, take a look at our record over the last two seasons.

Tom called me, too. From his hospital bed. He said "Texas State 42, SMU 14" and then the phone hit the floor.

I've got to change my prediction, I'm with Tom.

$40 !?! What is this, the Super Bowl? There will be no less than 200 empty seats on the 40 yard lines. Trust me.

I hate Texas State because their defensive line ran a train on my girlfriend. Seriously, we had to break up becasue of that.

And.... because they've won more than 1 of their last 14 games.

TxState 34
SMU 24

Well, I was obviously off the mark. I thought for sure we'd put Rice in the W bag. We looked like a bunch of slack-jawed losers last week. JJ's getting paid too much to keep us on board the suck wagon. Choo Choo, I want off, fool! I want off!!!!!!

Maybe this week we can put on our big girl ...

Why don't we all let June and Bo prove themselves here before we start giving them rim jobs? This reminds me of haw the Aggies acted when D-Fran was hired. Where is he now? Seriously.

Anyone who wears a shirt with the quarterbacks name on it is a douch bo-gue. I'll stick to my normal SMU shirt while you are all on your knees in the locker room bo-ing him.

True, we haven't beat Rice in Houston in 20 years. If you want to keep living inthe past, be my guest. This is a new season, new coach, new QB and a sense of excitement that hasn't been around in a while and guess what? We're talking about RICE. Give me a break, this isn't baseball, I'm talking ...

I'm going with 3-9, and here they are.

Rice - Win
TX State - Loss
TTech - Loss
TCU - Loss
Tulane - Win
UCF - Loss
Tulsa - Loss
Houston - Loss
Navy - Loss
Memphis - Win
UTEP - Loss
Southern Miss - Loss

I think we'll come out strong against Rice and then take a nose dive ...

Yeah, the mutual friend's name is Asskicker McGee and he teaches them everything he knows.