Why are you telling ppl your size? we dont want to know that. Its a waste that you got a huge one because you never get to use it.

They are ready to be OWNED

Here comes the pain...

SMU's #1 Nightmare

FAIL

He probably means he will be at the VARD. Walking amoungst the SMU freaks. If your cool we might help several of you guys out. Such as how to talk to women and pee standing up.

I believe in Moses.

You can find him at the Vard cuz he sleeps on a bench there...hugging his 2x4

Go pull the pin out of a grenade and hold it for ten seconds....

This website does look better, but the fans on this site bring it down. Just a bunch of bums sitting by their computers bragging about last year's 1-11 successful season. Jones really turned this program around didn't he....

well...

Yes and NO

Yes-You can't beat SFA

No- SFA is not D-2

Nice try

Wow, you all can count? That business school must really be doing great things for you choir boys.

At best the SMU ponies will win 3 games.  I wouldn't be on here trying to get everyone's hopes up.  The Ponies are trash.  Maybe Young Jeezy can make a lyric up about being in last place every season. Here comes another weak year.   Havent been a contender in years.  All this bowl ...

Punter Matt Szymanski will be SMU's most valuble player this year. We all know SMU will need him every series. He averaged 35.0 yds a punt last year. Hope he doesn't get over worked against SFA.

You must not be familiar with SMU football. We don't think about punting.

You were wrong again Ernie ...

She smelled the desperation, or she just hates losers.