Time To Sacrifice a Virgin

[Stallion]

....to break this losing streak-does anyone know a virgin?

[abezontar]

AT SMU!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[gostangs]

There seem to be alot of band people on the board - you might try one of them.

[mrydel]

My newest grand daughter is 3 months old and I am confident would qualify, but she is not available even for my beloved ponies.

[HighfalutinHorse]

...Diamond M might qualify, not sure anyone can get within "earshot" of that women. :whistling:

[abezontar]

I remember an old story about how the 6 pillars of Dallas Hall stood for the only six girls that would still be virgins when they graduated. If you could find one of them....although these days I doubt if there are even six. And Gostangs, what does being in band have to do with anything, didn't you see American Pie?

[Invader133]

somebody summon the Brown Hornet ... maybe he can help

[gostangs]

Just playing the odds.

[The Brown Hornet]

Invader's prom date, shown here telling Invader to give her a call [cue cheesy porn music];

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[couch 'em]

Originally posted by gostangs:
Just playing the odds.

Nah, we breed plenty of our own stock...otherwise there wouldn't be a band left. Perhaps you should try the baptist student ministry.

[MustangSally]

That's why they started admitting girls into the band in the 70's...the doll was getting real worn out. Rah rah rah...

[Spaz]

See, but all girls in band LOOK this hot...
<img src="http://www.freehomepages.com/celebzone2/AlysonHannigan/alyson18.jpg" alt=" - " />

Would YOU be a virgin?
Oh man, times like this I wish I was a flute!!!

[leopold]

Go try the chicks at the service fraternity....

[Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex]

Too bad the Zetas aren't around anymore. heh

[EastStang]

I thought Stallion fit the criteria. I'm sorry I couldn't resist. Think we could borrow one from Baylor? I'd gladly trade a good criminal defense attorney for a Baylor virgin right now.