Time To Sacrifice a Virgin

Stallion · Post by **Stallion** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:18 pm

....to break this losing streak-does anyone know a virgin?

abezontar · Post by **abezontar** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:22 pm

AT SMU!!!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

gostangs · Post by **gostangs** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:23 pm

There seem to be alot of band people on the board - you might try one of them.

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:26 pm

My newest grand daughter is 3 months old and I am confident would qualify, but she is not available even for my beloved ponies.

HighfalutinHorse · Post by **HighfalutinHorse** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:36 pm

...Diamond M might qualify, not sure anyone can get within "earshot" of that women. :whistling:

abezontar · Post by **abezontar** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:39 pm

I remember an old story about how the 6 pillars of Dallas Hall stood for the only six girls that would still be virgins when they graduated. If you could find one of them....although these days I doubt if there are even six. And Gostangs, what does being in band have to do with anything, didn't you see American Pie?

Invader133 · Post by **Invader133** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:40 pm

somebody summon the Brown Hornet ... maybe he can help

gostangs · Post by **gostangs** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:49 pm

Just playing the odds.

The Brown Hornet · Post by **The Brown Hornet** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:12 pm

Invader's prom date, shown here telling Invader to give her a call [cue cheesy porn music];

<img src="http://us.news1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/rids/20031107/i/r3889103789.jpg" alt=" - " />

couch 'em · Post by **couch 'em** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 5:46 pm

Originally posted by gostangs:
Just playing the odds.

Nah, we breed plenty of our own stock...otherwise there wouldn't be a band left. Perhaps you should try the baptist student ministry.

MustangSally · Post by **MustangSally** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 6:57 pm

That's why they started admitting girls into the band in the 70's...the doll was getting real worn out. Rah rah rah...

Spaz · Post by **Spaz** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:41 pm

See, but all girls in band LOOK this hot...
<img src="http://www.freehomepages.com/celebzone2/AlysonHannigan/alyson18.jpg" alt=" - " />

Would YOU be a virgin?
Oh man, times like this I wish I was a flute!!!

leopold · Post by **leopold** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:03 pm

Go try the chicks at the service fraternity....

Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex · Post by **Peruna_Ate_My_Rolex** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:10 pm

Too bad the Zetas aren't around anymore. heh

EastStang · Post by **EastStang** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 2:15 pm

I thought Stallion fit the criteria. I'm sorry I couldn't resist. Think we could borrow one from Baylor? I'd gladly trade a good criminal defense attorney for a Baylor virgin right now.

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