smupony94 scares me

[smupony94]

Everybody has a plan, ’till they get hit. — Mike Tyson

[smupony94]

Great thinkers have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. — Albert Einstein

[SmooBoy]

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there’s no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other.

[smupony94]

It’s better to be a well-known drunk that to be an anonymous alcoholic.

[SmooBoy]

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
- George Burns

[jtstang]

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

[SmooBoy]

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
- Harry S. Truman

[mrydel]

Great minds think alike. I came across it again this morning and it hit home for me.

Do you recall where you saw it? It seems I saw it this morning or yesterday, also?

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[jtstang]

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

[SmooBoy]

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.
- Mark Twain

[jtstang]

All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

[SmooBoy]

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.
- Abraham Lincoln

[SmooBoy]

All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

That is brilliant.

[SmooBoy]

I spent 90% of my money on woman and drink. The rest I wasted.
- George Best

[jtstang]

I found one for me.