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Postby Pony Soup » Wed Dec 10, 2008 10:58 pm

mr. pony wrote:Once UT gets burned, somebody's gonna pay:

http://www.roadrunner.com/view/content/ ... ov=SP_AP_3


This is particularly funny to me because I worked with this congressman's daugter. The greatest thing about this story is that his ENTIRE FAMILY is AGGIES!!!!!!!!!!

There is a joke about screwing in a lightbulb somewhere around here...
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Postby Big Hoss » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:45 am

What a joke! Glad that Congressmen are so concerned with college football that they forget less important things like fixing Social Security, Healthcare, etc. And to think all this time I was under the impression that they were too busy handing money to the broken, and unfixable US auto industry! :roll:

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Postby Pony Soup » Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:59 am

Big Hoss wrote:they forget less important things like fixing Social Security


hahaha fix social security. you can start with erasing social security.
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Postby MrMustang1965 » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:26 am

Big Hoss wrote: Hey Joe, stay the F out of it! You'll just make it worse!
Joe the Plumber?
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Postby SMU21TCU10 » Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:26 am

Big Hoss wrote:What a joke! Glad that Congressmen are so concerned with college football that they forget less important things like fixing Social Security, Healthcare, etc. And to think all this time I was under the impression that they were too busy handing money to the broken, and unfixable US auto industry! :roll:

Hey Joe, stay the F out of it! You'll just make it worse!


they are trust bustin dude. the BCS is COMMUNIST!!! And should be illegal. The people who run it are money grubbing thugs, and are cheating a lot of people. Therefore congress should be involved when at least half of America wants the BCS gone.
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Postby ponyte » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:43 am

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ponyte wrote:Not that I support or even think the BSC is worthy of continuation but, anytime Congress gets involved, Congress will only make it worse. These idiots outlawed flushing toilets in the mid 90s. Imagine how much they will screw up college sports (Make Title IX look like the work of a genius). I would rather have a screwed up BSC cartel that functions as a monopoly than some ‘solution’ dreamed up by Congress.


Same thing happened when the flying wedge formation became successful. (Just because a few player got killed- The poli. no sense of humor). :P


To be exact, at the turn of the 19th century, the two leading causes of death in this country were infections and accidents. Thus, there is a deep concern to reduce deaths from both. Antibiotics are 40 years off but accidents could be addressed. Teddy Roosevelt threatens college administrators with Goobernment intervention if something wasn't done to reduce deaths in college football.

The answer was the implementation of an organization called the National Collegiate Athletic Association. Thus began the second most fraudulent institution (after the US goobernment of course) in the history of mankind. And things have been worse ever since.

Once again, if goobernment gets involved, it only makes things worse.
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Postby ozfan » Thu Dec 11, 2008 8:32 pm

ponyte wrote:
ozfan wrote:
ponyte wrote:Not that I support or even think the BSC is worthy of continuation but, anytime Congress gets involved, Congress will only make it worse. These idiots outlawed flushing toilets in the mid 90s. Imagine how much they will screw up college sports (Make Title IX look like the work of a genius). I would rather have a screwed up BSC cartel that functions as a monopoly than some ‘solution’ dreamed up by Congress.


Same thing happened when the flying wedge formation became successful. (Just because a few player got killed- The poli. no sense of humor). :P


To be exact, at the turn of the 19th century, the two leading causes of death in this country were infections and accidents. Thus, there is a deep concern to reduce deaths from both. Antibiotics are 40 years off but accidents could be addressed. Teddy Roosevelt threatens college administrators with Goobernment intervention if something wasn't done to reduce deaths in college football.

The answer was the implementation of an organization called the National Collegiate Athletic Association. Thus began the second most fraudulent institution (after the US goobernment of course) in the history of mankind. And things have been worse ever since.

Once again, if goobernment gets involved, it only makes things worse.


Very true. :lol:
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Postby Treadway21 » Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:54 pm

Bring the trial lawyers. There has got to be some money to be made by them in bringing down the BCS.
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Postby MrMustang1965 » Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:12 am

Treadway21 wrote:Bring the trial lawyers. There has got to be some money to be made by them in bringing down the BCS.
I know of a university with a damned good law school that turns out attorneys who might want to take a stab at it. ;)
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Postby sail420s » Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:50 pm

ponyte wrote:Once again, if goobernment gets involved, it only makes things worse.


The old government motto: "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is"
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Postby ponyte » Fri Dec 12, 2008 5:28 pm

sail420s wrote:
ponyte wrote:Once again, if goobernment gets involved, it only makes things worse.


The old government motto: "If it ain't broke, fix it 'til it is"


I thought I heard/read that the motto was, "If it ain't broke, then break it!!!!!!"

But I guess it is just a matter of correct English.
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Postby mr. pony » Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:27 pm

Then there's "If Bevo ain't happy, nobody's happy."
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Postby Pony Soup » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:17 pm

Bevo is always happy: he just chills in the corner and grazes at will. Unless of course, he is unlucky enough to run into Peruna. That is always a bad day for other mascots.
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Postby abezontar » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:21 pm

Pony Soup wrote:Bevo is always happy: he just chills in the corner and grazes at will. Unless of course, he is unlucky enough to run into Peruna. That is always a bad day for other mascots.


Let's not forget the assortment of pharmaceuticals used to keep him chill.
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Postby Pony Soup » Fri Dec 12, 2008 7:32 pm

abezontar wrote:
Pony Soup wrote:Bevo is always happy: he just chills in the corner and grazes at will. Unless of course, he is unlucky enough to run into Peruna. That is always a bad day for other mascots.


Let's not forget the assortment of pharmaceuticals used to keep him chill.


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