That time of year-Aggie Jokes

[EastStang]

An Aggie goes to his doctor in College Station. He says, my wife wants me to have one of them vice-ectomies. The doctor tells him to put to cherry bombs in a can, light them, and count to ten. He thinks that sounds strange so he goes to see an SMU doctor. The doctor shows him charts and drawings. The Aggie looks puzzled. "Gee my doctor told me to put two cherry bombs in a can and count to ten". The Mustang then asks, "are you an Aggie?". Aggie, lets out a rebel yell. SMU doc says, follow you're doctor's advice. So, he goes home, lights the two cherry bomb and throws them in a tin can, and starts counting to ten, he gets to five and runs out of fingers so he puts the can between his legs so he can finish counting.

[Digetydog]

Texas A&M: where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.

Aggies were forced to cancel their water polo program because the horses kept drowning - for the second year in a row.