Paranoia: Patterson Seeks Source of Missing Strawberries
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Paranoia: Patterson Seeks Source of Missing Strawberries
2nd story-Patterson aka Captain Queeg going to find out who leaked that story about Wayman James' suspension.
"Patterson was irked with how the James’ news leaked from his office. None of that report came out of my office, I’m a little bit disappointed in the whole situation because - and I’m going to have a conversation with anybody who has anything to do with my, this program - you hurt the whole football team. Whether Waymon plays or not, Iowa State is the one who doesn’t need to know that."
Patterson isn’t sure who told TCU 360, the school’s student news outlet. "Whether it’s a manager, a trainer, a coach, an administrator, whoever it is, its not their job, nor responsibility … that’s an internal type set up,"
http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/11/05 ... .html?rh=1#
"Patterson was irked with how the James’ news leaked from his office. None of that report came out of my office, I’m a little bit disappointed in the whole situation because - and I’m going to have a conversation with anybody who has anything to do with my, this program - you hurt the whole football team. Whether Waymon plays or not, Iowa State is the one who doesn’t need to know that."
Patterson isn’t sure who told TCU 360, the school’s student news outlet. "Whether it’s a manager, a trainer, a coach, an administrator, whoever it is, its not their job, nor responsibility … that’s an internal type set up,"
http://www.star-telegram.com/2013/11/05 ... .html?rh=1#
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You love posting stories about TCWho hahahahhaa
















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I like posting interesting information-unlike your constant misinformed babble
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Misinformed?Stallion wrote:I like posting interesting information-unlike your constant misinformed babble
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Don't understand why your name is not Frog instead of Stallion because all you talk about is how great TCU isStallion wrote:I like posting interesting information-unlike your constant misinformed babble
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Old-timey Announcer: Stallion throws a jab. FTHP counters with a left hook!
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Re: Paranoia: Patterson Seeks Source of Missing Strawberries
stallion throws one of his famous 'below the belt' jabs and fthp pukes in his face. timeout called by the whorens, tortilla throwers and fruggies.
Re: Paranoia: Patterson Seeks Source of Missing Strawberries
Stallion has his corner man, Gary, adjust his purple pants for him since he has gloves on.
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gary doesn't care as long as the 'teeth protector' is still in place.



Re: Paranoia: Patterson Seeks Source of Missing Strawberries
(Gary is Patterson- for the daft)
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Wait til he finds out the ice cream is missing! Hooo Boy!
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Re: Paranoia: Patterson Seeks Source of Missing Strawberries
I think it was Pattersons towel girl. She got sick of wiping down his sweaty pumpkin head and decided to get even by leaking. Let's call her "Deep Throat".
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Not his poop towel girl?
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Re: Paranoia: Patterson Seeks Source of Missing Strawberries
Could it be that those 2 and 3 star recruits and walkons react better to Pattersons intimidating style of coaching and threats whereas 4 stars don't respond as well? His highest rated recruits and transfers have performed the worst while his walkons and lesser recruits seem to overachieve. Maybe that is why he is trying to change his woody hayes out of control image. Paranoia?