Dropped by Milo’s for the first time Monday night.

[Mestengo]

Wow what a dump lol. Nice TV’s cheap beer!

You need a damn air traffic controller to get out of their parking lot. Thanks SMU89 for not telling me to park across the street.

[The Spaz]

Funny thing is, it used to be worse
I went there after the Tulane game, and was actually impressed at how far it had come. At least my eyes weren't watering from the dense cancer stick smoke...

[peruna11]

Milo's feels like a Fox Sports Grill compared to where it was a few years ago:

-Fog of war, with about a 3.5 ft visibility
-Guaranteed Lung biscuits
-Red, watery eyes
-Throw away the clothes you wore
-All tube TVs

How any of the long-standing staff haven't croaked should be studied by cancer researchers.

I will always love Milo's

[Mestengo]

Milo's feels like a Fox Sports Grill compared to where it was a few years ago:

-Fog of war, with about a 3.5 ft visibility
-Guaranteed Lung biscuits
-Red, watery eyes
-Throw away the clothes you wore
-All tube TVs

How any of the long-standing staff haven't croaked should be studied by cancer researchers.

I will always love Milo's

What about a roid popper on the seats!


My car is a boat, and some Giant SUV was next to me, there was no way you could get out with out major help and a lot of turning the wheel. I'll go back for the picture beer but will park across the st.

SMU89 said that after a rain storm in the 80's part of the roof caved in on him and his friends up by the bar kitchen area. The tile is still bent from it

[peruna11]

Seats leave much to be desired, but that's what the pitcher beer is for!!

Their lot is a disaster - park in the one row lot across the dart tracks (runs parallel to the track on the north side of SMU blvd) always a spot.

I have always heard about that story when the roof caved in while they were open! that's hilarious!

by far the most character in a place, especially with elephant and home bar no more

[The Spaz]

Holy god, I've sat on more comfortable bear traps...

[peruna11]

Holy god, I've sat on more comfortable bear traps...

you shouldn't sit on bear traps

[KnuckleStang]

I went by there after the SFA game, and was forced by my wife to order her a white wine (which is all she will drink) and almost got laughed out of the place
All in all, it's held up pretty well. And I like that Allan Adami jersey in the case!

[Dutch]

i like the sticky 'carpet' (or what once was). yeah, pitchers are cheap and they have fooseball. that's about the only reason I go there, which has only been once in the past 3 years.

[RednBlue11]

Cheap beer and darts with a relaxed atmosphere and tv's everywhere in the back...its all i want in a bar

[jtstang]

go back and watch Born of the Fourth of July again and see if you recognize Milo's.

[The Spaz]

go back and watch Born of the Fourth of July again and see if you recognize Milo's.

They have pics of shooting near the bathrooms! I was kinda stunned

[RGV Pony]

Man, time flies. I was trying to remember the last time I was there. I think it was 1993?? wtf?

[mrydel]

Isn't that the place that used to be the Stables in the olden days of yore. I used to work there. Got shut down every other month for serving minors. We tried to explain that no matter what their age, working in a mine all day deserved a beer.

[Stallion]

Yes also know as Up Your Alley featuring the great Bowley & Wilson-the creator of such classics as

"She's an SMU Sorority [deleted]"
"Old Man Lucas-Had a Lot of Mucuous"