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Postby EastStang » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:01 am

Since beating Tech may be a bit problematic this week. I suggest that we use this thread to tell jokes about Lubbock. Such as God had to go, and lo there was Lubbock.
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Postby ponyinNC » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:17 am

How many Texas Tech freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a sophomore course.

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Postby MrMustang1965 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:23 am

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Postby Jeffrey Lebowski » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:25 am

Two Texas Tech fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.

The first Tech fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The second Tech fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."

The first Tech fan asks, "Why not?"

The second Tech fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
Let me explain something to you. I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me.
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Postby expony18 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:27 am

Jeffrey Lebowski wrote:Two Texas Tech fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.

The first Tech fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The second Tech fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."

The first Tech fan asks, "Why not?"

The second Tech fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."
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Postby SmooBoy » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:52 am

Two dog threads already today.
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Postby smupony94 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:55 am

Jeffrey Lebowski wrote:Two Texas Tech fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.

The first Tech fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The second Tech fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."

The first Tech fan asks, "Why not?"

The second Tech fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."


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Postby mrydel » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:51 pm

94: CHANGE YOUR AVATAR per your agreement.
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Postby peruna81 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:41 pm

Old...


How do you know a gal is from Lubbock ?














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Postby CalallenStang » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:42 pm

Lubbock.
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Postby 03Mustang » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:55 pm

The biggest joke of all:

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Postby SMUfiji43 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:58 pm

Not sure if this is a joke or not but my sophomore year i was playing in a lacrosse game vs tech and the field was pretty much a mix of hay and ice. pretty crappy conditions. the air smelled like a port-a-potty and mid game a giant 5 to 6 foot tall tumbleweed started rolling all over the field. it was the first tumbleweed many of us had ever seen and really shows how remote and awful the place is.
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Postby Jeffrey Lebowski » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:00 pm

03Mustang wrote:The biggest joke of all:

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hehehehe...pretty funny...I think that is the diploma that give to the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers...
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Postby smupony94 » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:12 pm

mrydel wrote:94: CHANGE YOUR AVATAR per your agreement.


My agreement was 5 more wins - as I am now tired of it I am including all Pee Wee, high school, college and pro games so we are over the limit.
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Postby EastStang » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:18 pm

What's the difference between Lubbock Texas and a toilet? Once in awhile the toilet gets cleaned.
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