The official Lubbock Joke Thread

by **EastStang** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:01 am

Since beating Tech may be a bit problematic this week. I suggest that we use this thread to tell jokes about Lubbock. Such as God had to go, and lo there was Lubbock.

by **ponyinNC** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:17 am

How many Texas Tech freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a sophomore course.

by **MrMustang1965** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:23 am

Here's a pretty good one.

https://www.gigsalad.com/World-Music/Je ... TX/Lubbock

by **Jeffrey Lebowski** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:25 am

Two Texas Tech fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.

The first Tech fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The second Tech fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."

The first Tech fan asks, "Why not?"

The second Tech fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

by **expony18** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:27 am

Jeffrey Lebowski wrote:Two Texas Tech fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.

The first Tech fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The second Tech fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."

The first Tech fan asks, "Why not?"

The second Tech fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

hahaha

by **SmooBoy** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:52 am

Two dog threads already today.

by **smupony94** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 11:55 am

Jeffrey Lebowski wrote:Two Texas Tech fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do.

The first Tech fan says to the second, "Boy, I wish I could do that."

The second Tech fan replies, "Yeah, me too. But I wouldn't try it."

The first Tech fan asks, "Why not?"

The second Tech fan replies, "Because I'm afraid the dog might bite me."

by **mrydel** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 12:51 pm

94: CHANGE YOUR AVATAR per your agreement.

by **peruna81** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:41 pm

Old...

How do you know a gal is from Lubbock ?

when she smiles she has grit in her teeth...

by **CalallenStang** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:42 pm

Lubbock.

by **03Mustang** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 1:55 pm

The biggest joke of all:

by **SMUfiji43** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 2:58 pm

Not sure if this is a joke or not but my sophomore year i was playing in a lacrosse game vs tech and the field was pretty much a mix of hay and ice. pretty crappy conditions. the air smelled like a port-a-potty and mid game a giant 5 to 6 foot tall tumbleweed started rolling all over the field. it was the first tumbleweed many of us had ever seen and really shows how remote and awful the place is.

by **Jeffrey Lebowski** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:00 pm

03Mustang wrote:The biggest joke of all:

hehehehe...pretty funny...I think that is the diploma that give to the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers...

by **smupony94** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:12 pm

mrydel wrote:94: CHANGE YOUR AVATAR per your agreement.

My agreement was 5 more wins - as I am now tired of it I am including all Pee Wee, high school, college and pro games so we are over the limit.

by **EastStang** » Tue Sep 09, 2008 3:18 pm

What's the difference between Lubbock Texas and a toilet? Once in awhile the toilet gets cleaned.

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