smupony94 scares me

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:46 pm

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you├â┬ó├óΓÇÜ┬¼├óΓÇ₧┬óve got it made.

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:47 pm

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the ones that never have it.

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:49 pm

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:50 pm

I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, "Give me two boys and a girl."

SmooBoy · Post by **SmooBoy** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:51 pm

jtstang wrote:All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

I may steal that one for my sig with your blessings.

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:54 pm

Two from David Lee Roth that I stumbled upon the other day....

Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:55 pm

jtstang wrote:All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

We must have been on the same website

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:58 pm

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

George S. Patton · Post by **George S. Patton** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 2:59 pm

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

How do you package styrofoam?

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:02 pm

The only thing that money will not buy is poverty.

jtstang · Post by **jtstang** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:11 pm

SmooBoy wrote:
jtstang wrote:All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.
I may steal that one for my sig with your blessings.

Of course. I stole it from the internets.

smupony94 · Post by **smupony94** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:41 pm

Why do they call it Ovaltine - Seinfeld

mrydel · Post by **mrydel** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:12 pm

smupony94 wrote:Why do they call it Ovaltine - Seinfeld

Why not roundtine - Also Seinfeld

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:17 pm

It's made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.

ThadFilms · Post by **ThadFilms** » Fri Sep 12, 2008 4:40 pm

It is difficult to say who do you the most mischief: enemies with the worst intentions or friends with the best.