smupony94 scares me

[SmooBoy]

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.

[SmooBoy]

One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need money the most, are the ones that never have it.

[SmooBoy]

If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.

[SmooBoy]

I went to the cinema, and the prices were: Adults $5.00, children $2.50. So I said, "Give me two boys and a girl."

[SmooBoy]

All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

I may steal that one for my sig with your blessings.

[ThadFilms]

Two from David Lee Roth that I stumbled upon the other day....




Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.


I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

[smupony94]

All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

We must have been on the same website

[ThadFilms]

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Mark Twain

[George S. Patton]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

How do you package styrofoam?

[mrydel]

The only thing that money will not buy is poverty.

[jtstang]

All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

I may steal that one for my sig with your blessings.

Of course. I stole it from the internets.

[smupony94]

Why do they call it Ovaltine - Seinfeld

[mrydel]

Why do they call it Ovaltine - Seinfeld

Why not roundtine - Also Seinfeld

[ThadFilms]

It's made in Germany, you know the Germans always make good stuff.

[ThadFilms]

It is difficult to say who do you the most mischief: enemies with the worst intentions or friends with the best.